- Vincent van Gogh (via larmoyante)
DRAGONS DON’T CRY
Ellen should win an Oscar for being Ellen
"and the oscar for best ellen degeneres goes to…. ellen degeneres"
"And the oscar for best Leonardo Dicaprio goes to … Ellen Degeneres"
those mutual follows where you’ve never spoken but you quietly reblog things from each other every now and then
i just figured out the perfect murder
kill someone and bury them in their own garden
that way if the police find them they’ll think it was a suicide
#welp looks like the victim committed suicide and promptly buried themselves in their garden #how considerate of them
No Oscar for Jen this year but she did get her pizza,finally.